three cool cowboys are sitting around a campfire, telling tall stories. the first says, ‘I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is.
why, just the other day, a bull got loose and trampled six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, and killed it with my bare hands.' the second cant stand to be bested. 'why that’s nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and an elephant charged right at me. I grabbed it, bit its trunk and tied it up, all with one hand.' the third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his p-e-n-I-s
I don't know if i would say strongest or stupidest! But hey, that is still pretty funny.
Whats On My YouTube Today?
Marty Robbins - All Around Cowboy
Here Are A Few Items From Amazon You Might Be Interested In.
Account limit of 2212 requests per hour exceeded.
Items recently purchased on this site:
Pete Townshend/All The Best Cowboys Have Chinese Eyes/1982 LP/Who, DJANGO DJANGO LP + CD Debut self Titled Django Django Ltd. Edn. 1st Edition, MARTY ROBBINS ALL AROUND COWBOY .MINT, Country Rockin Twofer, Volunteer Jam 3 and 4 and Marshall Tucker Greatest Hits, 1986 DR DEMENTO SHOW FRANK ZAPPA / MOTHERS OF INVENTION PROFILE +SONGS 2 LP CUES, Dave Dudley *Uncommonly Good Country* US Orig. 1975 - VG+, Willie Nelson and Family Honeysuckle Rose soundtrack on vinyl, Still Sealed BUCK OWENS LP 41st Street Lonely Hearts Club / Weekend Daddy 1975, ROSALIE SORRELS Moments Of Happiness MINT Philo Americana Folk MITCH GREENHILL, Lot of 5 New Riders of the Purple Sage N.R.P.S. Record Albums LP's, Midnight Cowboy Music from the Movies SPC 3207 VG+/EX Condition, Brenda Lee Brenda Self Titled USA Vinyl LP 1973 MCA Records Deletion , Adam and the Ants Dirk Wears White Sox UK Vinyl LP 1979 Do It Records, John Lennon Stand by Me & Move over Ms L Original 1975 APPLE 45 Rpm Single , Tele House Easy Listening 4 LP Set Good Condition, THE SLIM WHITMAN STORY 6X VINYL BOXSET WORLD RECORDS 1974 INCL 3 PAGE GLOSSARY , Rare Country - Devil With The Devil - Red Vinyl - Western Swing, LOT OF 374 HIP HOP RAP R&B 12" LPS A TRIBE CALLED QUEST KRS-ONE NAS MOBB DEEP, Urban Cowboy Original Motion Picture Sound Track DP 90002 VG+/EX , genbaku onanies NUCLEAR COWBOY Private Label Japanese KBD Pogo Punk, 2 OLD HANK WILLIAMS ON 78 RAMBLIN MAN/ COLD, COLD HEART / on M-G-M, Gene Autry Phonograph Records in Book, Carl T. Sprague -Folk Songs Of The West - Bear Family LP!, The Sons Of The Pioneers - RARE 1982 Bear Family Comp LP!, Carl T. Sprague - Cowboy Songs From Texas - 1978 Bear Family LP!, 2 John Denver Poems, Prayers & Promises(1972) AND Windsong (1975)Sealed lp LOT, Lot of Country/Folk 7" 45s Margaret Whiting John Denver, SPUR Spur Of The Moments LP/1968-1972/'West Coast' Psych/Relatively Clean Rivers, Velvet Underground Loaded with Lou Reed Vinyl LP New and Sealed, TEXAS JIM ROBERTSON - RARE PALOMINO RECORDS UNTITLED TEST PRESSING LP, SLIPPING AROUND LP - STARDAY 261 Various Artists, SLIM CLARK AUTOGRAPHED LP + LETTER & PHOTO Cowboy and Yodel Songs, SPOTLIGHT ON COUNTRY MUSIC LP - STARDAY 218 Various Artists, MARTY ROBBINS SEALED LP - All Around Cowboy (1979), BUCK OWENS SEALED LP - CAPITOL ST11390 41st Street Lonely Hearts Club, TEXAS JIM ROBERTSON TEST PRESSING LP - RARE! Palomino AR6750, MARTY ROBBINS SEALED LP - COLUMBIA JC36085 All Around Cowboy (1979), Lot of 95 Vintage 45 Records – Elvis - Juke Box , MICHAEL JONZUN Money Isn't Everything A&M LP '86 OG Jonzun Crew VG++, CHARLES LEE GUY,III~60sLP~THE PRISONER'S DREAM~STEREO~FOLSOM PRISON~THE WALL, Henry Mancini: "Midnight Cowboy" theme - NM '70 Instrumental Hit w-co sleeve, "Good Times In Country Music" 2LP 34 Songs/20+ Stars VG++/VG++ Tampa Records, BLUES on OKEH--BIG MAYBELLE--MY BIG MISTAKE--HEAR BOTH--1954, ROCKABILLY R&B on LIMELIGHT--FREDDY ROBINSON--HEAR BOTH, DOOWOP on DOT--CORNEL GUNTER & GROUP--HEAR BOTH--1957, DOOWOP + R&B ROCKABILLY on DANAE--EGYPTIANS--HEAR BOTH, BLUES ROCK + NORTHERN--on STOP RED WAX--LITTLE JACKIE SHANE--HEAR BOTH, BLUES ROCKABILLY-- EMBER--RUDY GREENE--"JUICY FRUIT"--HEAR BOTH--1957, ROCKABILLY R&B--HELEN DIXON--"ROLL OVER BEETHOVEN"--HEAR BOTH--1956 on VIK, BLUES ROCK --EXCELLO--ARTHUR GUNTHER-"-CRAZY ME"--HEAR BOTH--1959, DOOWOP + BLUES ROCK on COBRA--CALVAES--HEAR BOTH--1957 CHICAGO, DOOWOP R&B bw/ BALLAD-on HICKORY--VARIETEERS--HEAR BOTH--1954 PROMO, NEW BREED R&B bw/ DOOWOP--TINY TOPSY--"MISS YOU SO"--HEAR BOTH--1957 FEDERAL, DOOWOP R&B on NEPTUNE--BABY WASHINGTON--"THE BELLS"--HEAR BOTH--1959--, BLUES ROCK -HERALD --LIGHTNING HOPKINS--"LET'S MOVE"--HEAR BOTH--1959, BLUES ROCK --KING--WYNONIE HARRIS "CHRISTINA"--HEAR BOTH--1954, ROCKABILLY R&B bw/ DOOWOP--USA--LITTLE SIR RYLAND & ECHOES--HEAR BOTH--1960, DOOWOP R&B GIRLS--OKEH--DOLLS--TWO SIDER--HEAR BOTH--1959 PROMO, BLUES ROCKER--BW/ DOOWOP--MIDNIGHTERS--HEAR BOTH--1956 FEDERAL, BLUES ROCKER--LLOYD FATMAN--"WHERE YOU BEEN"--HEAR BOTH--1956 OKEH PROMO,